OK
You say 'arse raped' followed by 'Get in United'.
I assume you are saying that 'United' (whichever United that is) are botty bandits.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:41,
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you'd be right over my knee woman
if I wasn't in such a good mood ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:44,
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