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# *slaps on the wrist*
It's rude to point.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# *waaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!*
Mum - the nasty man hit me!!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I'm your mother now, son.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# That's more scary than even you thought it might be.....
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Oh Christ.
You don't mean ...

*checks*

I'm not ...

I'm not actually your mother, am I?

*whines*
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# there there, poppet,
mummy kiss it better
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Great!
Now - how much do you charge for a good, hard shag?
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# i'm not blackadder
and i'm not telling you any stories about squirry the squirrel, either
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# he's your new daddy
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)