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# just soak some nice cake in ameretto
its more efficient than cake and booze

good luck with that
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# It's not about efficiency.
If it were about efficiency I'd just give her a bottle of meths and a packet of butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# my mrs has had 2 hours sleep since
Wednesday - combination of her shifts and her dad having a massive heart problem. Im avoiding her as she is a touch 'sensitive' and likely to thump me. I will bring her chocolate and wine later, prob just leave it by the door and run
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# do the dishes without being asked.
bring her cups of tea/coffee, also without being asked.
relinquish the remote control.
these things will make her happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)