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# it's the one i used to use
when an ugly bloke asked me my name
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# wocha darlin.
what's your name then?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# betty.
short for bet 'e's got a small one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# I don't know if that makes me
ugly, a lecher or just unwelcome ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# i have no problem with lechers
with a lecher, i know i'm gonna get laid ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Oi cuntface, are you gonna be watching the broom brooms later?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Yes, of course
and recording it, encoding it and putting it on my ftp server for download.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)
# You and your internets :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
# I always use the pseudonym Andrea Cavalcanti whenever I need a fake name.
It's that kind of obscure and needlessly revealing joke that always foils all the baddies in Doctor Who and comic books.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# i've used bethany fiennes a few times
no idea where it came from, it just popped into my head one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Mine is the name the violent criminal Benedetto uses to pass himself as an aristocrat in The Count of Monte Cristo.
It's that kind of pointless shit which always gets the villians killed.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)
# one of these days
i will get around to reading that.
not tonight, though, i'm off to bed. g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)