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# 'Oh no John, I'm so scared, my hands a trembling so much I can't even rub my pussy...could you rub it for me.'
'...well'
'Oh that's so much better. God your hands feel good.'
'That's not my hand.'
'My you are a lucky man then.'
'No I mean I'm standing over here.'

*cue elaborately choreographed vagina-zombie hand fight*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Continue...
Please!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Hey, that was my favourite episode of Hannah Montana, too!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Mine is the one with the nip-slip
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)