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# I thought you were joking about that.
Who the hell mugs someone at hatchet point? An 18th century butcher?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Unfortunately not.
I was expecting a gun or something. The hatchet kind of threw me a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Did you have a backpack on.
You totally should have slowly unzipped it, thrown the entire thing in the air. Then when he was distracted run up and backflip off a nearby parked car, landing crouched on the pavement straining and shouting massively like you're charging up your special move.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# The thought had crossed my mind
but as he was chinese I knew his power rating would be well over 9000.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Could you have not just baffled his kung fu by doing the english thing of shouting and spinning your arms?
That generally scares everyone, the more potentially dangerous the opponent the more mental you seem doing it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I didnt want to accidentally get hit with an axe.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# POOF
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)