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# RssKmpBt
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# ROSS KEMP AS PIXEL
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OH HAI LEMONS

HOW IS YOUR PHONE LOLOLOL!?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# STILL STOLEN :( LOLOLOL
3 are being superawesome and sending me an early upgrade despite me not having any insurance.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Oh that's nice of them
Im with o2 and my phone is old, I'd happily have it stolen for a new one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# That can be... arranged.
I know a guy with a hatchet. Very convincing. Very realistic.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Is he chinese?
actually I'll need it for a bit first.
I need to chase up a company for not calling me when they said they would :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I thought you were joking about that.
Who the hell mugs someone at hatchet point? An 18th century butcher?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Unfortunately not.
I was expecting a gun or something. The hatchet kind of threw me a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Did you have a backpack on.
You totally should have slowly unzipped it, thrown the entire thing in the air. Then when he was distracted run up and backflip off a nearby parked car, landing crouched on the pavement straining and shouting massively like you're charging up your special move.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# The thought had crossed my mind
but as he was chinese I knew his power rating would be well over 9000.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Could you have not just baffled his kung fu by doing the english thing of shouting and spinning your arms?
That generally scares everyone, the more potentially dangerous the opponent the more mental you seem doing it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I didnt want to accidentally get hit with an axe.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# POOF
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# HAHA YES!
Good Lord, I love the gay shift.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# YAY!! SHOUTY TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# RIGHT HAND LITTLE FINGER WORKOUT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# WHAT? I ALWAYS USE MY LEFT HAND'S PINKY, IT'S A PAIN USING PUNCTUATION MIND
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# CLEARLY THE RIGHT SHIFT IS SUPERIOR.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I'M WITH YOU. IF IT'S NOT CAPS THEN IT'S RIGHT SHIFT.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# RIGHT SHIFT JUST FEELS WRONG
IT MIGHT BE DUE TO MY CACKHANDEDNESS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT EITHER SHIFT IS BETTER THAN CAPSLOCK AT LEAST.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# YES, FOR SURE MR LEMONS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# UNDOUBTEDLY
IT GIVES ADDED FEELING
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# AGREED
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# EH? YOU USE YOUR RIGHT PINKY FOR SHOUTYSHOUTY?
NO! LEFT PINKY IS SHOUTYSHOUTY PINKY
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# INCORRECT.
I THINK YOU NEED TO USE THE GEL OR SOMETHING.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# PEOPLE ASK ME FOR GEL, I AM QUEEN OF GEL
I THINK YOU NEED A SEALY POSTUREPEDIC®
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# I AM RIGHT HANDED BUT I ALWAYS USE MY LEFT PINKY ON THE SHIFT KEY
 
DAMN STRAIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:23, archived)
# THE GAY SHIFT IS MANY THINGS TO MANY MEN.
CAPS LOCK IS ONE THING TO THIS MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# CAPS LOCK \o/
NOOOOOO SHIFT KEY! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I LIKE ITS GREEN GLOW.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# sometimes i put numlock on
just for the hell of it
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# THAT IS DANGEROUS
YOU SHOULD REFRAIN FROM IT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# I AM GAYSHIFT - OF LEGENDS.
I KNOW MANY GAYS OF MANY LEGENDS
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# THE GAY SHIFT RULES!
It's the probably the only time the former British colonies are all on the board talking about utter crap! I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I can't bear /board during the day anymore.
HAPPY B3TADAY.
I made you this over a year ago.

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# hahaha - Thanks!
I remember it too. It'd go well with a double shot latté!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Yay!
Thank you Mr Blackhat!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# HAPPYDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# for fuck's sake!
you can't go a single day anymore without someone bursting into flames!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# NEXT ON SKY ONE: ROSS KEMP ON ROBOTS.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# ROSS KEMP ON FIRE
i'd watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# ROSS KEMP ON HEMP
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# ROSS KEMP ON JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# This is your Ross Kemp.
This your Ross Kemp on drugs.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# But not in a Vietnamese monk way. In a OH FUCK I'M ON FIRE AND SOMEONE HAS DISCONNECTED ALL THE TAPS AND HIDDEN EVERYTHING I COULD USE TO EXTINGUISH IT, OH IS THIS SOME WATER OH NO IT WAS LIGHTER FLUID sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# this is the best kind of ON FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# yes.
make it so.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# hahaha YES!

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# SCROTUMPIG
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# BEST OF ALL THE GENITO-PORCINE HYBRIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# wh.....
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)
# hahaha YES!
 

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)
# i don't know what he's meant to be
but he looks better than usual
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# KEMPBOT
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# tis is good.
i hope his batteries will soon run out and that replacements will be impossible to find.
i mean, seriously, what's wrong with the women who fancy him? he looks like a fucking gruff potato.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Kill it with hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# :(
WHAT HAVE YOU ALL GOT AGAINST MR. KEMP FFS?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I want him dead because I am in love with him
and it's interfering with my life!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)
# HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING SPUD!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# How very confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# HAPPY ROSS KEMP ON CANDLES DAY
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# fuuuuuuu
UUUUUUUUUCK
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# OMG!!!
KILL HIM.....KILL HIM HARD!
: D nice
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)