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I have stomach issues :(

I can't drink anything alcoholic that is remotely alcoholic.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)

cripes

sorry to hear that, can't you just go for it and sit there in a man nappy?
I certainly would, it would be worth it!

(Pob mk2, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)

I've been drinking Kronenbourg

all night and rounded it off with a port and brandy but when you have a doctor that says " stop drinking or you will die" what can you do? I might have him killed. The quack.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)

apply leeches

then get stuck in to the good stuff :)
Sounds like a bloody do-gooder to me, they have no idea how intolerable the world is sober

(Pob mk2, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)

he's never been to b3ta

and no mistake!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)

Drunk leeches!!

What the world has been waiting for.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

drink small, powerful drinks

you get pissed quicker and drink less. problem solved!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

y'see that is some serious logic right there!

I like it a lot

(Pob mk2, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)

i would suggest aftershock

or sambuca

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)

yup

or anything vaguely related to absinthe
failing that, meths

(Pob mk2, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)

last time i drank absinthe

i went for a lie down in the garden.
at 2a.m.
in december.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

haha

ace

(Pob mk2, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)