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# What about adverts you see for 'Kittens free to good home'?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Well that's where conditioning comes in
You know deep down that if you don't go and get those kittens they will be in a tesco bag floating down the nearest river/canal by Sunday evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Are you suggesting I have carrier bagged kittens in me?!
That reminds me. What a fucktard. There was a guy in the queue this morning and quite happily accepted a carrier band for his newspaper!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# The swine
I bet he is the sort of person to stuff it behind the nearest bench in the hope that it will magically disappear instead of recycling it properly...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I have to buy a load of pastries every morning
and obviously I pup them in the plakky bags they have by the pastries. When I go to check out they always try and get me to put these in carrier bags and I always have to explain that they're already in one.
One woman won't even leave it at that. She tells me that they break and I explain that I've been doing it for years and have never had that problem.
I'm guessing she's basing this on the fact that she once saw a broken one rather than any actual research carried out on the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Maybe she has a phD on the subject?
Her thesis would have been "Processing and characterization of polymer based composite carrying devices with superior impact resistance" which would also explain why she is now working in a shop...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)