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# She's not a fucking unexploded firework.

'Remember: Never return to your Captain after lighting.'
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# oh I think you'll find she is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# What kind? A catherine wheel? A roman candle?
Or one of those massive ones which just makes loads of noise.

Really must learn more firework varieties
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# why are they called Roman Candles?
I can't imagine the Roman's invented them

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Maybe when you put them in the box they all try to have sex with each other.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# you are thinking of illegal immigrants
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I never put illegal immigrants in a box together.
What are you implying?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I'm a
[unflattering adjective] [synonym for prostitute] with [possibly a mental disorder or perhaps we'll go for venereal] bleat bleat bleat bleat bleat.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# :(
I think you are a fiery fun lady
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# That's lovely of you.
I'm just saving time for others.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# GO GET EM
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I'm having a fluffy day despite hangover and random joint pains - check the sig
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Bless you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# See fireworks metaphors again!
The fiery fun lady, it would spin around with massive flames licking out of it like it was doing a 'whatever those spinning ballet moves are'.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# pirouette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Thank you.
I could only think of a plee-a, which even then I can't spell.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Plié?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Plie.
*suprisingly, did ballet for many years*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# That is quite surprising yes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# pirouette always makes me think of this...
xkcd.com/162/
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)