Jesus loves those that have a good wank.
The Lord created you in his image. The lord is a wanker.
The make-believe sky daddy watches you whilst you wank. He is a gay wanker.
Some will say to you, that you will burn in hell for all eternity for wanking. Ask of them, what part of infinite eternity is this bit now?
I like a bit more 100% in my eternity.
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The make-believe sky daddy watches you whilst you wank. He is a gay wanker.
Some will say to you, that you will burn in hell for all eternity for wanking. Ask of them, what part of infinite eternity is this bit now?
I like a bit more 100% in my eternity.