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# born to infringe on star wars
i guess that's allowed though, there's that vader shirt on threadless with the death star topiary
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# I was going to say that Shada.
It's like we're the same guy.

The same damn hard-boiled guy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# haha why dont you just go and live in a detective universe
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Find me one Shada.
Find me one and I fucking will. And I'll be the Vimmiest, Pulchritudiest mo'fucker around.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Listen up, Jeru
You got the guts, I'll give you that, and we could use a gutsy guy like you on this case.

But we're sure as hell not going to hire you if you aint even got a hardboiled coat to call your own. I don't give a rat's ass about your fedora, it's nothing without the coat. See yourself out.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# It totally read that as cardboard coat the first time.
I'm really tempted to make one next time we get a decent sized box now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# haha
you'll just radiate style
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# I'll be cardboiled!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Hey kid, that's great and all
but if you ever make a pun at me again you'll be picking your limbs up off the floor with your teeth, on account of me rippin' them the fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Ace Flid: PI
"Oh Ace Flid how can we ever stop him, Hector's taken the money and he's going to get away with it!"
"No chance toots, no-one escapes the long arm of th...oh....."
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)
# hey!
i got a case, and i don't mean herpes. where can a dame lay her hands on a willing and able dick in this town?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# I got your Ace Dick right here *points...*
*...at the detective agency across the street*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# you and me, we'd never make it, sam
you got an itch that i just can't scratch, i'm hotter than a chilli dog in a volcano. you know broads like me are nothing but trouble, so why don't you just let me go back to the gutter.
so long, sam, see you in the funny papers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Are you from Busts R Us?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# no
i deal craps in atlantic city
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Hell no to coming down to atlantic city.
I'm up to my neck in this weird puzzle shit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)