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# i apologise in advance
for any smutty replies that may follow...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)
# eh?
why you apologising to me? I'm not exactly a smut-free zone myself!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)
# well, i don't want to appear a dirty old man
i may well be one, but i'd hate to appear that way ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Worry ye not.
I wouldn't have you any other way.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:17, archived)
# *hangs up flasher mac*
jolly good, come over here little girl, would you like a werther's original?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Flasher parka
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:23, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
mais sacre bleu! wadda mistekka to mekka! and so on...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I'd rather have a sherbert dip
(am I over compensmutting?)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:33, archived)
# you can have whatever you like
i've got sherbert dips, arctic rolls, rocket lollies, hard candies, mini milks and plenty of chocolate sauce...

[edit] fuck it, that didn't work, i'll have to restart the smut engines. i'll just give the crank a good hard tug
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# you might
need to give your cogs a good oiling.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# can you hold my tools for me while i empty my sack?
i'm sure i've got some grease down the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)