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# You missed a fantastic narc party.
Someone drew a moustache on my forehead when I was asleep and I pissed in the pond. SOMEONE FARTED IN THE MICROWAVE!!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Microwave farting.,....
Im intruigued.....


...off to place cheeks in door...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# *presses all the buttons*
AAHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHH AHHH AHHHHA HHHHHHHHA HHHH.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Did you put your balls in the kettle and brew some balls tea? Did ya?
Then drink the tea? And then spit out the drunk balls tea into the mouth of a mother or loved one?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# We have special parties for that. In church. Church parties.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# "More balls tea please Passepartout."
"I am afraid we are all out of the balls tea."
"I'll just lick yours then. Mmmm moist."

But that's enough my day, how was yours?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Good graces! Under the roof of our lord and saviour? What behaviour! The vicar will be most wet!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)