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# Im back suckers
...back from the wilderness after about 6 years!

Whats new?

still all nutters?
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# In the words of JMG
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Make it so
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Mehyek it sor, leik.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# yay!
nothing has changed! whoop
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# ed209?
oh hang on...
pickard?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# now thats
1337
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# People are going to start blaming JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I already do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# And once again JMG gets blamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# top ascii action
:)

look at the punctuation on that,

phwoaaar.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# the price of fish has gone up
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Not my trout a la creme!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# indeed
those barstewards!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Nope
We are all bitter and twisted and abuse people who don't post pictures... In fact it has been RUINED by people like us who all gang up and shout at the slightest infringement, no matter how trivial
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Increasing amounts of hamtouching on /board, seemingly.
seemingly.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Smells like bacon
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
wow, two in a row...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Hold on...
*nips down a thread*
*recovers marching band from previous thread*
*hauls them along up here*

*breathes*

*fanfares*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# *positions crashmat for Prof*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# ... very good, irrelevant pea o'clock tiem

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Fanta stick!
Woo!

Edit: Made just for you. But will probably be used for others in the future



Done using paint. OLD SCHOOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# things have changed. maybe...
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# ohhh fecking jeezus no
Bad waxdart *hits with rolled up newspapaer*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# ooooof
tenderleeeee tenderleeeeeee:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Anything but the eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Yes.
We're all gits apparantly.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I swallowed my foot by mistake
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha........easily done though:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# and so rewarding!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# You missed a fantastic narc party.
Someone drew a moustache on my forehead when I was asleep and I pissed in the pond. SOMEONE FARTED IN THE MICROWAVE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Microwave farting.,....
Im intruigued.....


...off to place cheeks in door...
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# *presses all the buttons*
AAHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHH AHHH AHHHHA HHHHHHHHA HHHH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Did you put your balls in the kettle and brew some balls tea? Did ya?
Then drink the tea? And then spit out the drunk balls tea into the mouth of a mother or loved one?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# We have special parties for that. In church. Church parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# "More balls tea please Passepartout."
"I am afraid we are all out of the balls tea."
"I'll just lick yours then. Mmmm moist."

But that's enough my day, how was yours?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Good graces! Under the roof of our lord and saviour? What behaviour! The vicar will be most wet!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# it's...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# peanut butter jelly tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# wotcher
i've never been a nutter, alvays the woice or feason
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# we have a faq now
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Everybody's nutters, except me
and him and him and her
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# in the past six years
WAR
PESTILENCE
DESOLATION
BIGGINS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# AND THE GREATEST OF THESE IS BIGGINS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Unlucky matey
You have attracted the ire of
people who are not capable of
thinking up an original response
to someone not obeying the faq,
and so have got angry instead.

Not a lot you can do there, except
maybe deleting your original
thread, which would only attract
more anger, but might give you
a warm satisfying feeling that at
least you've got them back, even
if it was only by lowering yourself
to their level.


(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)