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# Thing Two is like a corporate Sarlacc.
(But I think I got off with Thing One at a party in 1991 after necking half a bottle of neat gin because, wow! she wasn't fat)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:32, archived)
# It was a little sarlacc inspired
I must confess.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:43, archived)
# I THINK IT WANTS ME TO STICK MY COCK IN IT
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)
# IT'S NOT A TOASTER, BUDDY
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:05, archived)
# CHEATING ON THE TOASTER, EPISODE 7
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:16, archived)
# It would. It's a right slut.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:44, archived)
# A young colleague of mine, recently arrived from Dublin, had never heard of Keith Chegwin.
He didn't even recognise him after I showed him this.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:15, archived)