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# hahaha
boarderline, 'You've got red on you.'

EDIT: Back soon almost my favorite time of the day...

They're at the starting blocks. The line up is long haired junkie with whispy beard, skinny junkie with strangely huge belly and muttering old lady junky.
THE DOORS ARE OPEN.
long haired junkie with whispy beard makes a dreaking start closely followed by muttering old lady.
They've been send back. THEY'VE BEEN SENT BACK! This has never happened before!
THe doors are open porperly now and another amazing start by the long haired junkie with whispy beard.
He's streaking down the aisles leaving the others standing!
He's right at the end, he downs the cup uf methadone.
long haired junkie with whispy beard is the clear victor.

Ah I love the junkie methadone derby at Boots every morning.

Never had a false start before though.

You'll have to excuse my wittering.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:29, archived)
# hahahaha
Reminds me of the Tramp Cider Derby my mum used to offciate every morning when she worked in Spar.

She used to say they were the nicest guys going at 8am. By noon they were utter cunts.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# A great sport indeed!
I think the really sad thing is that methadone addiction is much harder to wean people off than, well, just about anything.
Yes, it's a shitload safer than whatever the bloke on the street sells.
But part of me wonders if there isn't a better alternative.

I apologise for taking the controversial position that "Junkies are people too".
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)
# I bet they haven't tried a nice cup of tea instead.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Nectar of the goods
Actually you've set off my tea cravings. Time to put the kettle on....
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)