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# The thing about olive skin is there are only two modes.
Brown or really pasty yellow green.

I'm still going for the Monte Cristo indoor tan myself but I've got a long way to go.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# At least you can go outside in the summer
without needing to be covered in a layer of sticky cream every half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# *rises to bait*
*covers in layer of sticky cream*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# FOR ONCE
I wasn't baiting. I'm talking to Jeru, it'd be a big waste of effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Yeah blame it all on me like I'm some kind of inhuman personification of wrong doing.
I could market myself as the Misdeed kid and walk into a saloon and say
"The misdeeds are on me"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I'm not blaming you at all
it'd just be like offering a buddhist a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Depends what kind of buddhist he was.
He could be an incredibly noir buddhist who believed in the neccesity of change. Or just a tibetan monk who are pretty rough when it comes to defending their homeland.

SEE HOW I SHATTER YOU ANALOGY LIKE...SHATTERING BREAKY STUFF!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Bloody hell, alright then
You know what I mean, anyway, Difficult McPickHolesInThings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I sort of do, it took me about four or five passes to realise you weren't calling me rubbish at being misdeedful.
And that's Mr McPickHolesInThings to you, ya lousy dame. Next time I'll fill you with daylight.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# You don't have the guts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Don't mess me around toots, I'm up to my neck in this weird puzzle shit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# toots as well!
Crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
#
the missdeed kid is harsh and tough
he'll muss your hair and your shoes he'll scuff
the cheekiest scamp
the meanest guff

naughty misdeed kiiiiiiid
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Welcome to my crime team Senor Scamp!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# oh boy, the mischief is so on
aaaaaaand back to work, laters y'aaaaaall
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I could if Italians weren't genetically indisposed to hate the sun.
Also no-one says sticky cream!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I do, you just did, Sacchyface loves a bit of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# No I didn't.
It was moonlight refracting off swamp gas.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# A likely story.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)