b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9408399 (Thread)

# my eyes! my beautiful eyes!

Apparently its like this the whole way through...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HXaLilLFvo
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# WTF were they thinking with all those spotlights
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# that's quite irritating
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# oh dear :) i can't wait to see it though :)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# GO TO LECTURES
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# its pissing it down and its too late now
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# hahah
badboy. Classic studenting
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# :D
if we get to keep you I'm all for it.


I'm not grooming you, am I?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# No Fae, of course you're not.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# i'm 5'6"/7" depending on how i've slept
i'm a little teapot
i'm not sure where i'm going with this
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# You've got a very nice hat.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# i could flex in 25 positions
But I only work here to pay my tuition
Yo, tantalizing teaser
Table-top pleaser
Give me what I need
a Mastercard
a visa
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I need broon, he'd be able to tell me what this is.
As it stands, I shall have to be Captain Whitey and say 'eh?'
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# you're just not ghetto enough
Just cuz she dances go-go
It dont make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your dance shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to meeeexico
Called up my mama, said Im in love with a stripper, yo
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# You're posher than I am by far
you're about as ghetto as Princess Anne.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# pffffft
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Compared to him I'm the artful dodger.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *recognising that he cannot hope to win this ghetto-off, our hero retreats to lick his wounds*
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# It's a good thing
class is a rare thing these days. Certainly my attempts to feign it fall somewhat short of the mark.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# *safely tucks away handkerchief*
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# You just made my heart all warm, remembering.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# #yoooooouuuuuuuuve, got to pick a pocket or two...BOYS!#
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I think I recognise it
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Golddigger
Kanye West? Puffy Dad? The Reelly Reelly Nawty Boys? The Big Tuff Boys That Look Strong And Tuff?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Do you have a student bar on campus?
If so then you should turn up just to go there!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# effort....
i've got a bottle of gin, a bottle of cheap navy rum, a bottle of 13 year venezulean rum, spiced rum, pimm's and prosecco. why bother going to the student bar, eh?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Human contact?
Unless you are a recluse like me that is...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
#
human student
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# its half one on thursday afternoon?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# There will still be people there
Unless my university was secretly full of drunks
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# venezuela eh, sounds a bit like MEXICO
RUN AWAAAAAAAAAY
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# You just brought back painful memories
Of my networking lecturer, he couldn't speak a word of queen's english and kept banging on all day about the shakey-hand layer. Not many people passed that module...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# You what?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Exactly, it made that much sense!
In all honesty that module was a breeze compared to my final year with an 18 month unwanted study break in the middle :(
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# this is one of our lecturers:
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Oh dear, condemned:
"Just checked out all the entries and they were uniformly terrible.

Zero wit.

Says it all".

(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# brilliant innit?
i can't wait for them to authourise my account :)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# That's how they suck you in!
Never argue at someone else's level, that's fundementally flawed, like a grandmaster forcing you to play him at chess.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# wait
expand on this for a moment for me

I'm getting quite interested in the mechanics of argument
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Much like the flatearthers which is pretty much a practice in forming something plausible sound and arguable around anything.
Who claim that the moon and the sun and orbitary lightbulbs put there by the government or something, and would generally have an answer to any theory of gravity you put to them.

If you just ask them why anyone would want to cover up the fact that the earth is flat, they're fucking stumped there. It's like the grandmaster pulling off a classic chess defence, then you punching him in the face and beating him to death with the board.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# i've actually had this exact conversation on a bus in the states
the answer i got was "how am i supposed to know, man? thats the secret"
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# At which point you punch the person in the face and beat him to death with the chessboard!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# i just gave up
i thought, "fuck it", there's no way possible way i can win this one
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# The one I usually do is to make up something completely unprovable and personally offensive to the person and then tell them it's true.
Then when they disagree tell them to present proof despite the fact you don't class any proof as 'really knowing'.

claim that there can be no true proof for the existance of god = god exists, I generally claim that jesus or some religious figure was gay, then insist that they should present incontrovertable proof if they disagree.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# this works until they say something is proof, even if it isn't
the Bible for example
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# But it never said in the bible that he wasn't gay, did it?
And follow that line of logic ad naseum.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# in fact to the contrary;
it pretty much says outright that he was "the one whom Jesus loved" etc etc...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# At first glance I thought that said
"like a grandmother forcing you to suck eggs"

...which I thought was brilliant.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# ha, although the other responses are remarkably non-condemnatory
perhaps I've had Icke wrong all these years
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# he charges people to visit his website rather than distributing his knowledge freely
lets not be too hasty
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# really?
the eejit
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Haha
Yes, I just spotted that

"It is kind of sad that people just can't see through the thick smokescreen of the huge mega-media and huge business control of what the masses are told."
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# neee-neee I'm better than you!

(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# see, the system works!
why are people complaining?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# "Save money on your fake tan"
WHY - WHY (and HT - I expect an answer) do people use fake tan?

WHY?

Honestly?!

WHAT THE FUCK?!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Cos it makes them sexified!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# they like being orange
stop being so narrow minded! :)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# You type that like racism's a bad thing.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Because they think, quite wrongly, that it makes them attractive
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# cos it's safer than a real tan
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# It is an inexpensive way to make it appear like you're survived the detonation of twin suns.
Which can only help you social status.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# *giggles helplessly*
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Not a clue, pale is win.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Very much so.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Go team inexplicably garish yellow!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# You're not yellow, you're sort of monochrome.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I fucking wish I was monochrome!
That would be so hard-boiled.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I'm not very down with the kids.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# You've got a fedora and a raincoat, that's pretty hard-boiled....
For a dame.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Twenty points for use of dame.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# > Get key
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Gosh, what's this?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# MSPaint Adventures: Problem Sleuth
The best thing ever. It's like a fake adventure game where they people suggested what actions were going to be drawn next.

It's like Ttssattsr/Shada/MrPineapple + 30s crime fiction.

mspaintadventures.com/?s=4
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I might have to have a further look at this later
thank you.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# It's always a pleasure.

To inflict masses of reading on someone
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Better than masses of Luton.
But only just.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# *jaundice high-fives*
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# The thing about olive skin is there are only two modes.
Brown or really pasty yellow green.

I'm still going for the Monte Cristo indoor tan myself but I've got a long way to go.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# At least you can go outside in the summer
without needing to be covered in a layer of sticky cream every half an hour.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# *rises to bait*
*covers in layer of sticky cream*
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# FOR ONCE
I wasn't baiting. I'm talking to Jeru, it'd be a big waste of effort.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Yeah blame it all on me like I'm some kind of inhuman personification of wrong doing.
I could market myself as the Misdeed kid and walk into a saloon and say
"The misdeeds are on me"
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I'm not blaming you at all
it'd just be like offering a buddhist a gun.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Depends what kind of buddhist he was.
He could be an incredibly noir buddhist who believed in the neccesity of change. Or just a tibetan monk who are pretty rough when it comes to defending their homeland.

SEE HOW I SHATTER YOU ANALOGY LIKE...SHATTERING BREAKY STUFF!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Bloody hell, alright then
You know what I mean, anyway, Difficult McPickHolesInThings.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I sort of do, it took me about four or five passes to realise you weren't calling me rubbish at being misdeedful.
And that's Mr McPickHolesInThings to you, ya lousy dame. Next time I'll fill you with daylight.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# You don't have the guts.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Don't mess me around toots, I'm up to my neck in this weird puzzle shit.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# toots as well!
Crikey.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
#
the missdeed kid is harsh and tough
he'll muss your hair and your shoes he'll scuff
the cheekiest scamp
the meanest guff

naughty misdeed kiiiiiiid
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Welcome to my crime team Senor Scamp!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# oh boy, the mischief is so on
aaaaaaand back to work, laters y'aaaaaall
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I could if Italians weren't genetically indisposed to hate the sun.
Also no-one says sticky cream!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I do, you just did, Sacchyface loves a bit of it.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# No I didn't.
It was moonlight refracting off swamp gas.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# A likely story.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *moons*
my buttocks; like swans they are
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I think if I ever saw your unfettered bottom I'd probably have to write an ode to it.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
#
to on
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Like he'd let me get that close.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# *fires up expensive custom made electric butt-fence*
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# *zzzt* ow
*zzzt* ow
*zzzt* ow
*zzzt* ow
*zzzt* ow
*zzzt* ow
*zzzt* ow
*zzzt* ow
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# it's already got quite an odour to it, wait... what?
:D
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# What, protected by the queen?
Does she stand behind you shooing people with a broom?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# yes, yes she does
also it'll break yr arm given half a chance
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Thus I shall nickname you anus 'The steel gates of abbadon'
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

I've got another puzzle for you
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Someone pointed me at FML the other week
this was one of the stories at the time
www.fmylife.com/health/1246949

:S
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# so they can take the fingerprints
of wandering hands
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# because nothing looks sexier than a well aged maple-wood sideboard
WOODSTAIN MAKES YOU SEXY
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I don't understand why you're furious
it does look good, doesn't it?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# FFS!
This was one of my major bug bears with Indy and the Cryustal Arse.

In the good old days, lens flare would be chucked out and the scene re-shot. Now they add the shit in!!!

Pegg is the ONLY reason I want to see this
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# this
but i'm not even sure about that (considering obtaining a preview sample)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# so Simon PEgg is playing himself then?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# haha
that'd be great, it'd also mean we're quite near to the future which is good.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Yeh...
no scottish accent, how odd.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# shiny = futuristic!
....also ow
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# noooooooooo
why the hell have they gone and done that. Woo pic tho.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# ARF
OMG they filtad :P
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# MY EYEEEEEEEEEEES D:
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Is it like that to cover up some thing that is crap?
Like having a pitch dark room in a film
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# its space man, and the future, everything is glowing with awesome futureness
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# So high cases of blindness, from all the bright lights :)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# oh this...
It's to cover the CGi stuff they fucked up... bung a lens flare over the top.

Like the pops and scratched in Cannibal Holocaust that disguise the swapping actors for dummies...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# X-files liked to use the dark room one a lot
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# it's to make the upcoming game look more realistic

(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# pfffft
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# when I first hear about it, I really wanted to see it... then I saw a trailer,
and I just lost interest... Strange, really
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Choosing a path... blah blah...
Destiny... blah blah...

EXPLOSIONS.... WOOSH.... BANG...

Kids on a spaceship... yawn

Didn't they learn anything from the Thunderbirds film?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# the only up-coming film I really want to see is "Moon"
the one with Sam Rockwell
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Ooh... don't know that
*hunts*

The only film I want to see at the mo is In the Loop, and I fucked up seeing it at the wekend, cos I went to the wrong cinema, and missed the start... d'oh

EDIT: Just watched the trailer for Moon... FUCK ME i want to see that
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# In The Loo?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# looks aweseome that, been waiting excitedly for ages
hope it doesn't turn out crap
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Matt Berry is in it according to iMDB!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# What with the lens flare and the wobbly-cam
It's all going to be a bit nausea inducing.

Darn - I'm still going to have to see it, though.

Nicely, sir.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# it's not 'wobbly-cam'
it's 'Galactica effect'
;)
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Good call - it is indeed.
On the big screen it does become rather unsettling, though.

See Bourne 2 & 3 for further evidence...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I call shenanigans trekkies are incapable of forming relationships
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# So it is! How odd...
I'm not sure (on the strength of those clips) I'm gonna enjoy this new one, it's all a bit Star Trek 90210 and seems rather cocks-out-for-the-lads in a most un-Star Trek way.

Not terribly cerebral shall we say...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# this

(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Blimey
How did that make the cut?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)