Your reply should automatically have been
'you're already sweet enough as you are' said in the most monotone voice you could muster.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Sat 2 May 2009, 10:01,
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I just explained for the price they paid
if they were lucky enough to get breakfast it would just be conrflakes and cheap bread with jam from a tin.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 2 May 2009, 10:14,
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