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(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I have not been sent this image.
I feel left out
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
# me neither
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
# SO out of the loop.
www.boingboing.net/2009/05/01/et-tu-pooh.html
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Oh I've seen it, I just haven't been sent it.
my inbox generally consists of uni spam which I can't block :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# LOL!!! I FEEL SO LOVED AND WANTED
*ensnuffles*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# not been sent it
but seen it

nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# ha ha!
I too have been touched by the viral hand...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# This is my fave:

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# jesus...
nice work if you can get it :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# telling me...
I think that would get a 'meh...' round these parts and you wouldn't get paid for it either
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Hahaha,
Todays complimentary breakfast for my guests consisted of; a choice of five cereals, good quality bread for toast with a choice of about 10 different preserves, croissants with ham and swiss cheese, yoghurt, a selection of juices and tea and coffee.
Guest looks at me in disgust and says, haven't you even got any honey?!'
I know they paid £18 to stay in the centre of the second most expensive city on the planet but I must really be taking the piss!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# £18 including breakfast?
bargain mate...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# and hot and cold drinks all day, free check in beer and WIFI.
Yeah I know.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# It's people like you who make me SICK.
You should be up at the crack of dawn, milking those furry honey cows.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# when you say "complimentary breakfast"...
...do you send 'em down the local supermarket and thank them for it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# WHERE ARE MY ELEPHANT-FOOT SANDWICHES!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# They're behind the caviar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I don't like croissants served with ham and cheese,
I much prefer them with jam.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# or just butter :)
but jam is good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Ooo no butter. It's a butter pastry!
Small child is always my filling of choice. I'm almost out of Maddie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# bugger that, my arteries aren't even half clogged yet.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Well there is blueberry, blackberry, blackcurrent, raspberry, strawberry, Summer fruits or apricot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I would go for apricot.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I am a strawberry man myself
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# A REAL LIFE STRAWBERRYMAN.
YOU'RE A MEDICAL MIRACLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# *wriggles fluffy green thing*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Strawberry or Marmalade for me:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I have phases.
But right now, it'd be apricot.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I want ELDERFLOWERS ON MY TOAST.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# reminds me of this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlh8j4bVsEo
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha
Two Ronnies rule:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# ^ or with light speaded battenburg
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# heathen.
Battenberg? BATTENBERG?
It's a blight on mankind
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I whole heartedly agree with this denouncement of a mazipan covered waste of cake.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# ^ You clearly know nothing about food
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# I know lots and lots about food. I eat loads of it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I cannot agree
anymore heartily...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I think you will find, sir, that it is the anti-battenberg coalition which is a blight on mankind.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# What could be less of a blight on mankind than an Australian and a bloke from Norfolk?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# you're not doing our argument any favours with that comment ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# not now that I've fixed the typo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Glorious battenberg
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Rubbish, someone who would prefer earwax jam on his croissant has no taste.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I have impeccable taste.
As can be seen from my embracing marzipan, our misunderstood almond friend.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I cannot disagree
anymore heartily
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Exactly. It's not as it it's the mighty meatenburg!


(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Oh my god
What is this and why don't I know about it already!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I'm prefecting the recipe and will post it on teh board when it's properly completed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# What is the mighty meatenburg?
Although it does look like it could be improved with deep frying.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# hahaha
The lighter meat I'm going to try in MkIII I'm going to try lean pork sausage meat instead of a chicken loaf type affair.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# hum I'm not a fan of the pork/beef combo.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Yeah the chicken/beef didn't go that well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I have to agree
ham and cheese croissant seems very... y'know... french
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# where does one subscribe to your blog?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# www.b3ta.com/board:P
So not getting up in full Morris relaglia this weekend?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# real lol
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Cunt him in the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Sadly my EU regulation guest cunting in the fuck boots are being resoled.
I wouldn't want to lose a foot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Sodding good for nothing EU!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Your reply should automatically have been
"you're already sweet enough as you are" said in the most monotone voice you could muster.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I just explained for the price they paid
if they were lucky enough to get breakfast it would just be conrflakes and cheap bread with jam from a tin.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Do you serve it in bed
and what about breakfast after?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Given the option
I'd *live* in your hostel.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Bloke stayed here once for two and a half years:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your Poo?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:37, archived)