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# I buy flowers and it's the cliche:
'What have you done?!'

So I don't bother.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# ^This
Besides, after eleven years I would probably have to buy her a new car everytime I wanted a BJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I bought her a new car
in December.

I don't think I can count that as sound investment for the christmas shag I'd have got anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:09, archived)