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# Bought a tablet!
Just got in from town, and as is tradition:

Amended, more crude version -



Original version
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# ....
Wrong
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# COR! That's a beauty!
However, I hear the approaching footsteps of The Pube Nazis

Edit : and the balance of the universe is restored.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# thats very special
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# This is far from crude and the pube quota is off the scale.
But at least you tried.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I've never had a tablet before
So was trying out the pressure sensitivity.

As for crude, admittedly I got carried away, but I could do better...
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Yeah, but that depends how much time you want to devote to drawing cocks.
There comes a point where you question your masculinity
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Colour: 10/10
Pube - Ball Ratio: 2/10
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# 2/5
more pubes than needed

[edit]

4/5
much better
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Hey!
You changed it from 5/5 for the revised version.

What did I get marked down on? :'(
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# cock colour :D
#FF00FF
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# That's hardly crude, has far more than three hairs per bollock
and is shorter than mine.

ed: correct.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# It's all about girth.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# the girth of your pic is also less than my mine.
I feel validated and no longer wish to own a gun
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# no point having the most impressive stallion in the county
if you keep him locked up in the stables forever ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# the arseholiest of my mates has started to pester me again
I think he's lacking entertainment again.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# are you his clown?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I'm going to try and avoid providing entertainment for him this time.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# It's not going to last.
You may as well just climb into the gimp suit now and get it over with.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# it's widely suspected that the unwitting third party in this would like that
/Usyd 2006 DRAMA!! blog
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Trust me.
I have it on good authority that there was no entertainment to be had first time around.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I can't tell whether that is incredibly deep insight from an experienced perspective
or is wrong, it was mildly entertaining for me at one point.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# To be honest I did not have a scooby what you were banging on about
and what it had to do with me. So I presumed you were being smart and obscure and saying, in a roundabout way, that I was taking the piss out of you for fun.

Perhaps my brain is just too big for this head?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# oh nononono...someone else is taking the piss for fun
...again

...along the lines of the stallions and stables metaphor. It's all rather non sequitur though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# too far man.
you have crossed the line!

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Ahhh the classic ratio...

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# correct.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# shading..
makes it less crude :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# so does the squiggle for the japs'
but at least it has the correct hair ratio, and while we're at it:


Click for bigger (19 kb)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I have never bought my girlfriend flowers.
Am I a terrible person?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# how the fuck am I supposed to know?
Although, I wouldn't do it, I'd make her a cake.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I haven't done that.
I do cook for her all the time though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# me too.
but that's more of a self-preservation' thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Haha.
Mine can cook, but obviously not as well as me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I send my Mrs flowers
once a week at work. It's been a standing order for years. She seems to enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I buy flowers and it's the cliche:
"What have you done?!"

So I don't bother.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# ^This
Besides, after eleven years I would probably have to buy her a new car everytime I wanted a BJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I bought her a new car
in December.

I don't think I can count that as sound investment for the christmas shag I'd have got anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Does she give you blowjobs?
If so, don't sweat the flowers...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# P-nis


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 2 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
#
CHOAD!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 2 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I know you've made many improvements to your CDC
...however, it would be careless of me to stand by and not assist you during your TCE (Tablet CDC Emergence) period.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# *makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# hahahaha
only on b3ta, a cdc debate. its made my day

also colour still wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:39, archived)