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# hahaha!
In my teenage years, I briefly went out with a girl whose surname was Whitehouse.
The song I wrote for her, using a similar (ie identical) simile, unfortunately put an unexpected row of nails in the coffin.

I really thought she'd love it, but she was horrified!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:24, archived)
# not a fan of penises AT ALL
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Nor simple 12-bar blues, for that matter,
*EDIT* Her mum thought it was hilarious, though.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:45, archived)