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# doodIIIII
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# foot or.........hmmmmm
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# haha
also - phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I knew a guy
who told me he used to pull the wings off flys and place them, stranded on his glans island in the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:03, archived)
# was it ricky gervais's friend
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Shit am I
getting my life and television confused again. :( d'oh*.

* as my good friend Homer likes to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# ahhh the caveman having a wank joke,hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
# much better to pull their legs off so they can't ever land
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
# COCK LIGHTHOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Haha
complete with a couple of rocks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
# cock lighthouse you say?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:12, archived)
# and his foot looks like a seaworthy Steg hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:15, archived)
# your other pictures on your website are brilliant mate,i especially like the 3 kids in monster costumes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# hahaha!
In my teenage years, I briefly went out with a girl whose surname was Whitehouse.
The song I wrote for her, using a similar (ie identical) simile, unfortunately put an unexpected row of nails in the coffin.

I really thought she'd love it, but she was horrified!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:24, archived)
# not a fan of penises AT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Nor simple 12-bar blues, for that matter,
*EDIT* Her mum thought it was hilarious, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:45, archived)
# lockness monster in that bath?
G'nite b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# his lighthouse has a purple light
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# cock ness monster
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# So where's the rubber ducky??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha delightful as usual
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
# amputees need baths too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
# OF THEIR OWN BLOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:12, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
# "hello" said the man to his cock.
there was no reply. that was the day he knew his cock didn't like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:17, archived)
# AAA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# I WANT TO BELIEVE!
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
# hahaha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Bet he wishes
He had arms! : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:26, archived)