I'm going to take a picture of myself in my coat now looking all dramatic.Possibly with a massive sledgehammer with cunthammer written on it in tipex if I can find one.
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Thu 7 May 2009, 22:23,
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You could 'shop the words onto it in the style of Catnipppp's perfect Photoshopped text
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 7 May 2009, 22:25,
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