They would if they could use a tin openerbut their opposable thumbs make it impossible.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 7 May 2009, 23:05,
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most tuna is dolphin friendlysharks are not.
nor am i.
(nor am i.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 May 2009, 23:08,
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