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# If you had to have a celebrity wife, who would it be?
That woman? Ohhhh. You know. Her with the name and the curly hair. She's a bit black but not much, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# whatsherface?
the american wummin, her?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I think she's English.
He knows who I mean. Gamine lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I dunno then
I don't know anyone
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# He will.
Come on, Hey Nonny Nonic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
Thandie Newton.

It's not only her beauty. She's well educated and well spoken. That means a massive amount when choosing someone you can't avoid conversations with.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# THAT'S THE ONE.
So yes, her, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# ooh pretty
but too skinny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# That's my thoughts, yes
but Pasanonikins is allowed to fancy whoever he likes, and call me chubby*. I know that deep inside he's hankering after the wagon I'm draggin'.


*nobody get upset, it's a he and me thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# haha.
not wrong with 'broad in the beam' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Nowt wrong with an hourglass
*says she, arms crossed*

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Possibly.
She's be a good candidate.
It depends upon what I needed a celebrity wife for. If for publicity then not her.

When I was younger I wanted to marry Maggie Smith. She's a fantastic woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# oh my
*rubs legs*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Bella Emberg.
Or Leah Betts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# only on b3ta could those 2 people be linked in any way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# on b3ta, they can be linked in every way
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Great, now I have the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Honk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# so. much. wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha
sick filth!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Leah Betts, nice and low maintenance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# get some Airwick in
in either case
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:14, archived)