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# Calypso


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(fipi_lele, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# What do you mean he's fucking BLACK?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# In other news I see that
Katie Price has just managed to shed 12 stone of ugly fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Oh that's a shame :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Someone took her plug out?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# B-b-b-b-but they were so in love!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Oh, she's left Peter?
I like him, good. He seems like a lovely chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# He's obviously no longer
box office material on the living channel or whoever owns them nowadays.

I expect she'll marry jack Tweed next. Oh boy the leech rags and living could have a field day with that one. For a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I can hear the kerching-kerching-kerching already
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# oh fuckinell
perhaps Peter will marry him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# If you had to have a celebrity wife, who would it be?
That woman? Ohhhh. You know. Her with the name and the curly hair. She's a bit black but not much, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# whatsherface?
the american wummin, her?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I think she's English.
He knows who I mean. Gamine lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I dunno then
I don't know anyone
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# He will.
Come on, Hey Nonny Nonic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
Thandie Newton.

It's not only her beauty. She's well educated and well spoken. That means a massive amount when choosing someone you can't avoid conversations with.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# THAT'S THE ONE.
So yes, her, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# ooh pretty
but too skinny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# That's my thoughts, yes
but Pasanonikins is allowed to fancy whoever he likes, and call me chubby*. I know that deep inside he's hankering after the wagon I'm draggin'.


*nobody get upset, it's a he and me thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# haha.
not wrong with 'broad in the beam' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Nowt wrong with an hourglass
*says she, arms crossed*

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Possibly.
She's be a good candidate.
It depends upon what I needed a celebrity wife for. If for publicity then not her.

When I was younger I wanted to marry Maggie Smith. She's a fantastic woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# oh my
*rubs legs*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Bella Emberg.
Or Leah Betts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# only on b3ta could those 2 people be linked in any way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# on b3ta, they can be linked in every way
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Great, now I have the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Honk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# so. much. wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha
sick filth!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Leah Betts, nice and low maintenance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# get some Airwick in
in either case
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# giant 7 fingered hand!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# It looks like he's got 7 fingers on one hand there
EDIT: Ugh, prodge mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# BRCOAACLPO
AAKBMAYS

the illuminati must be behind this
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 11 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I'd like to have a word with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# He's black
and so's Harry Belafonte.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:57, archived)