pffft...I like this
I'm still waiting for someone to comission this...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 12 May 2009, 13:43,
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That would be one of those shows where they start out with purely marmot based crime
but as the weeks go on they run out of marmot based puns so end up bringing in more obscure and distantly related animals to the point of being tenuous.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Tue 12 May 2009, 13:50,
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