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# yeah but you're a girlie girlgirl! Therefore anything you say about Star Wars will only be met
by accomodating nods and smiles:P

EDIT: In other news I had the police round earlier. Someone made them come as there was a problem with a booking system and they thought that they should be given a double room for five pounds a night.
THis is obviously a police matter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# *growls*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# good doggy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# >_<
don't be sexist in front of a woman who's hormonal enough to rip your arms off and feed them to you.



not that i would....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Oh I would.
RIVERFUCKINGGHOST BEHAVE YOUR SILLY SELF or I shall climb up you and do something terrible to your haircut.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# i've seen that haircut.
someone beat you to it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# What, like wash it?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# YES.
If you think you're too big to be forced into things by me, you've got another bloody thing coming. Now be nice and apologise to lovely Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I wouldn't say too big
I'd say grew up with too many sister to be forced into anything by you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I will shove you down the stairs if I have to.
Or drug you or something. Hit you with a brick. Stab you with a barbeque fork?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Yeah my sisters have tried all that
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# That explains a few things
*prances away playing the pan pipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# All older sisters
resulting in paranoia, extremely high pain threshold and a tendancy to put the bog seat down.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I can do that myself thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I'm not in front of a woman.
Secondly I think if you did you would have to face the reprecussions of lots of BBQless b3tards on bash day as I wouldn't have my BBQing hands.
It's be torches and pitch fork I tell ye! Torches and pitchforks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# well
how about a light whipping? maybe a spot of decapitation?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Sorry
I'm a little short this month. No cash spare for life's little luxuries. :(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# 50p short:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# pffff
i take euros
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# the currency or the rodent?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# currency
i need it for my hols
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# i'll meet it with a glowing energy sword and a severe expression
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# As long as it's not the type of 'glowing energy sword' that is relected in, say, a metal desk lamp.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# The fact still remains that it's a load of boring old balls
and I, being a girly girl, am awesome and that. Look at my tiny hands and tell me they're not awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# *smiles and nods*
*goes off and does something manly like building a shed*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I don't trust any tv series where the future of military personelle are less well trained and equipped than a street bobby.
I mean seriously, even they have stab proof vests.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# But I love it so, Jeru.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Doesn't stop it being balls.
Star Wars did at least have a purpose and a short and defined plot, I'm lost as to what the purpose of Star Trek is really.

I'm thinking it's actually a TV paperweight, so that all the channels don't float away.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# It doesn't stop it being balls
but then people watch bloody terrible things like Eastenders, which in my eyes is far worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Yeah but people in glass houses an' all that.
Who the fuck lives in a glass house anyway? And surely if you were going to throw stones you'd be throwing them at someone so would just open the door or a window anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I think the idea is that the person you throw the stone at would throw it back.
At your glass house.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Surely all that teaches you it to throw things at people sneakily or do so with such force as to knock them unconscious.
Not quite sure how you could apply that to speech, though I'm sure you could probably shout so violently at someone they passed out....probably.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Or ran away in fear.
I think I could make someone do that. Not through fear of violence, just fear of the unknown.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# run me through the logic on that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# It's less logical that the police actually turned up!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 17:16, archived)