'that lass has a gaff like Albert Hall'
'whuh?'
'I could fit my cock, a 4000 strong audience and the london philoharmonic orchestra in.'
edit: in my defence I'm writing an essay on feminism and I need some release
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 14 May 2009, 21:52,
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Try and get this line in.
"why do women have periods?"
"because they fucking deserve them!"
;)
Please don't be offended ladies. I like women. I like toilets better though. At least a toilet does not fucking moan after you've used it ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 14 May 2009, 22:01,
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