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# My parents have a photo of me aged 18 months with a mouth full of black sand
They bring it out often.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Oooh, nasty.
I have the opposite problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# they put in in?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
# *winces at the memory*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# The opposite of parental embarassment involving sand
Must be children encouraging you with... massive rocks? What the hell is the opposite of sand.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Kids are stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I said months, I meant years.
Mmmm sand.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Eating sand is the number one feelin',
When I eat sand, my boner hits the ceilin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
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eatin all this sand has got me reelin',
I would say more, but me taters need peelin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:18, archived)
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Here I am, in front of my taters, kneelin'
Compared to my sand they seem really unappealin'
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
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Sunday morn, I hear them church bells pealin',
And the slutty dress I'm wearin' seems far too revealin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
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You could say that my breasts, it's not concealin'
But the distraction helps when I'm collection plate-stealin'
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
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I get a fit of conscience when I'm in there stealin'
But it's alright, 'cos I'm one of the unbelievin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:31, archived)
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And hey, it's not like my soul needs healin'
I ain't got no sins in need of a repealin'
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
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around my head seabirds are wheelin'
but I'm just goin' through the dodgy dealin'
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:40, archived)