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# reminds me of The Day Today
'The M4 between Reading and London is still solid. That's due to a lorry driver having shed his skin across three lanes, so watch out for oily patches there. The M40 southbound still slow due to that earlier large accident. Police reckon they should have finished bagging and labelling everything by about midnight. Meanwhile, mobile vehicle crushers are in operation on Cardiff's red line routes, so if you're illegally parked there they will crush your car to the size of a satsuma and simply hand it back to you.'
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:51, archived)