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# I like strawberries
but generally not anything strawberry flavoured like jam, yoghurts etc

I love all other jams - especially dark jams
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# my Gran, who is awesome in every conceivable way,
makes a Gooseberry jam which is prefect and she makes a damson jam which contains a little bit of sherry. THAT'S how GOD starts the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# please tell me she spreads that on cakes for breaksfast!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# two words:
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# FRESH SCONES
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I could cry now
can I adopt your Gran please?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I already have too many sibblings and cousins
taking up her time... help me slip a few of them the mortal coil and we'll talk
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I can do silent painless poisoning for a grand a piece - they die in their sleep - it's beautiful
or I can take a sledge hammer to them for £40 a pop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:49, archived)