He should do this on the rooftops.
Involve as many people as possible.
Confuse a small Japanese suburb. Throw a squid at your friend, then blame him for throwing a squid at you. Repeat.
Make toast at difficult times.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sat 16 May 2009, 3:47,
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It was making perfect sense to me.
He should do what my friends do when they visit. Run naked down the middle of the street while yelling my name out at the top of their lungs.
Not funny! Hilarious.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 16 May 2009, 5:49,
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