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# friction does rule
so does gravity. gravity is brilliant. not that I'm the sort of person who goes round saying things like gravity is brilliant, y'know? except now obviously.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# You do, you say it every time I see you
and then you insist on tripping me up so I can 'better enjoy all the gravity'.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I DO IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
You should share my interests.

Gravity is dead useful at holding things down. Without it shelves wouldn't work.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I appreciate it, I do, but it hurts.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I don't like gravity.
Always brings me down.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# when I was at school I broke the law of gravity
and got suspended
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I got suspended, too.
But that was for planting evidence in an attempt to get the entire faculty charged for running a child-porn operation.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# That's just savage
But a cunning plan all the same.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# oh the japes of youth, eh?
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those pesky adults......
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:55, archived)