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# I approve of this
I went over on my ankle like a spacker the other day, because I was wearing some ridiculously high heels.

I used that as an excuse not to go to work. That and the not-being-able-to-bear-weight-on-it thing.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I fell from 12 feet
landed on my knee and rolled on to my ankle. I'm still running the place and I'm just too manly and can build sheds!
Last went to hospital 12 years ago.
Last had a check up 10 years ago
Will pop my clogs wrestling a bear in 20 years time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# what is the bear's name?
are there any tickets left?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Barnaby
He has a burn on his neck ya know.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# did it happen in France?
I went there once. It was full of French people.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Yeah
In the words of The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:14, archived)