Secret Asian Man is my version.
:)
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Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped,
Tue 26 May 2009, 16:07,
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Secret anus man gets sung at the wife if he's wandering around naked and bends over.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 26 May 2009, 16:07,
archived)
Mars, Bringer of War
starts playing if I bend over without wearing sufficient apparel
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 26 May 2009, 16:09,
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