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# Can I keep them until your smell is gone?
I wish I hadn't have been so hungover and tired when I bumped into you in the shower room.

*tries to recall blurry memory*
*has blurry wank*
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
# yeah but by the 59th bump I was starting to think something might be up
it wasn't until the 2006th bump though that I realised what was happening.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# *dry-bumps*
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
# and those swhers were a hell of a small
how the hell did you manage to hide in it waiting for me?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I kept flaccid by thinking of Margaret Beckett's fetid, dandruffy minge
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# pfffffffffft
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)