Translation:
'Daddy says we have to practise with large edible objects throughout the week, so we are ready for when he and his friends party on the weekend'.
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Then my translation fits perfectly.
Edit: It could be 'old' Norwegian, in which case it would translate: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Scuba diving.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
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