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# the beach is good
especially at sunset. hold her hand and, if she grips it, kiss her.
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# shame its piddling down
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
# even better
take a small umbrella. she'll have to put her arm around you if she wants to stay dry
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# i have one of those hat umbrellas
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
# pff
they're for golfers and special needs kids
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# guess which one i am? :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
# hmmmm
a golfer?
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# i don't have any golf sticks
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# do you like the taste of windows?
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# lol
my dobber gets in the way :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
# dobbers can be useful
you can take someone's eye out with one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
# like an onion picker?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
# If she grips, put your wanger in her pocket.
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# pocket wanger
isn't that a type of jeep? the jeep wanger?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
# by pocket, do you mean vagina?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# No.
Yes!
Behind the ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
# girls don't have vaginas behind the ears
those are gills. you've been gill-fucking mermaids, haven't you?
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# YES AND NO.
Cigarette O'clorks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
# mmmmm smoky goodness
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