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# I don't know. Maybe I've just realised you look like a girl who's had carpet samples glued to her face.
YEAH, YOU FUCK WITH ME, YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET! BADLY REALISED SIMILES, THAT'S WHAT!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:32, archived)
# no I look like a lesbian that ate a sticky bun before indulging in some muff diving.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)
# You fucking wish.
I think if any of us looked like that we'd get more action than we currently do. And from lesbians too!

"Why yes, it is an incredibly realistic strap on."
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Damn I was at a party the other night where some of the dykes made me look feminine, I wish I'd thought of that line, instead of the one I did use.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:39, archived)