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# round round round

i'll stop now
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)
# YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD RIGHT ROUND
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)
# meatspinnazzz
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:16, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k437pkDxriA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Wow.
Wow. wooow.
Wow.
And woo!
Nice link to a very strange gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:16, archived)
# AUTO REVERSE SPIN

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)
#


no, not mine, but i was reminded of this
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Done a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)
# You know Ttssattsr your username is not very good
please choose a new name from the following list:

Flusquomes Changonarghton
Squiss Odish
Quaff Gortnafformby
Blerstbrat Smurkirerdle
Cee Gadong
Twoalirl Prashunistton
Grisquoum Kisnapight
Swielerst Gulltwatwirn
Urst Challasart
Preddeeg Glolton
Skatroam Whammipoge
Pom Etapby
Istited Agare
Nerkbrot Shertcoppussly
Slugaff Werlby
Schon Gepertler
Torgoot Squorlipicka
Brau Sheminga
Too Stomape
Merkimut Glardton
Spiddanut Plaudunging
Kork Predige
Draskpud Pengfisquirnler
Fralloam Geply
Erstclat Gloquedessing
Smousang Laffogight
Twerriel Dweng
Porgerd Hattisuffler
Drainast Skallinort
Quea Shord
Presummy Stisnanurstler
Smorkuss Clol
Pluff Fethtosnirgly
Chippyswang Smorer
Clugoggon Jaimusing
Erlyclerst Glud
Bled Sneanicka
Swistied Roffle
Plupard Schodurtton
Swierdest Clirklubbith


All original names, fresh and unused.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)
# I actually try to say out loud "Ttssattsr".
Sounds like Ttssattsr.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Do you say it the long way so it sounds like Tutussatusur
or do you assume most of it is silent, so you just say something like Zatz?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
# TITS-TSAR!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)
# hmm
I start with a silent T, then a sound of "tz", like in "pizza", followed by something like "actress" said very fast, without C ("t-tzatress").
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:20, archived)
# yeah it's spelled "Ttssattsr", but it's pronounced "Titsitter".
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:32, archived)
# tutsuttar?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived)
# wanna chup bro?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:47, archived)
# I only eat plenktin.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)
# Tststttststt
I bit my tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:05, archived)
# No No, No
It sounds like "Disaster" only different: T-tsat-sr.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
# THIS WILL BE DIFFICULT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)
# None of those have poop in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)
# I have poop in me, so it's only fitting I should have poop in my name.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Fair point, I'll have a look
wate no not at your poop at the names

Dwerg Slushby
Clirtimim Rul
Shed Graswimurmler
Wutiff Fusnenoght
Sloanurn Glarmemarg
Prasnestro Jerlfrotrugby
Vosquutwy Utorning
Chop Jerst
Nuditwon Prasmitoter
Swoidpargh Plartasadly
Skoshodoffy Smoupire
Twittergh Skepolton
Schirpoip Nushclirghusting
Cridiskon Dressgleddeckton
Scheepish Whorbusushle
Dorghchod Blormton
Dwon Prisquonedle
Free Squame
Kirturn Plarene
Squoo Fringcaffeff
Groipurn Wargplertoff
Whibbod Nurgeperma
Porn Schurdemust
Reetskuss Tanasston
Osmus Twuffisirk
Asusquon Starkderquidly
Ressdrith Vusk
Flirt Meamight
Dreelarn Irurker
Hum Gonggrengilly
Brish Dwime
Noolsquord Foser
Fag Sposkspirquarder
Kie Darmidistby
Snoammun Goamoskler
Scharlsnerrie Sliduthby
Irgdwos Dwoinirtler
Shippos Spusaskly
Glaiddrad Roskclirstiffa
Gubboor Plickly


No poop as yet, the names that are going spare tend to lack poop due to demand.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
# I like Noolsquord Foser.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Squoo Fringcaffeff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:19, archived)
# Congratulations, your new name is Squoo Fringcaffeff
May you have a long life and many awkward progeny.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)
# free squame!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:29, archived)
# i call dibs on 'Squoo Fringcaffeff'
...if nobody else claims it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Can't.
www.b3ta.com/board/9502969
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:11, archived)
# aww crap, i didnt even see that :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:13, archived)
# It's okay - we can race for it.
First person to touch SWEDEN gets to keep the name.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:21, archived)
# I'm touching myself while looking at an ABBA album cover
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:22, archived)
# I can have an orgasm and ejaculation without using my hands any time I want.
All I have to do is find a chin-up bar, grab it, bring my knees up to my chest, and hold the position. Basically, I am doing a lower abdominal exercise by doing this. The pressure created from my abdominal muscles in my pelvic region can make me go from soft to hard to orgasm in less than a minute. I can do this completely naked with nothing touching my penis, not even my legs.
- age 20, Texas
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Scandinavia is the cock of Eurasia anyway
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:28, archived)
# You forgot Carboard Vigil
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)
# I'm keeping some back, like Broapslat Murpesight, Spottimer Drasskarpiffle, and Quee Gluckly
you never know.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)
# after looking over my friends' activity over the weekend
I HAVE DECIDED THAT I WILL NOT BE ASKING YOU TO FEED MY CAT WHEN I AM AWAY

www.b3ta.com/board/9499715
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)
# I'm still upset that cockweasle was the only one who participated in my sexy matlock thread
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)
# SEXY MATLOCK
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)
# I've come to clean your poo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:22, archived)
# that's true, especially because I think the porno guy came from a gay site.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)
# oh you know you just wont admit
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:15, archived)
# What the hell is going on with his hip joints?
Has he got detachable legs or something?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)
# apparently this is the image of sexiness all men must live up to
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Hey, don't do your warped perceptions of the media schtick on me. I'm half italian and inherited all the genes that make me look like a sunburnt, partially shaved ape.
And even I make a minor effort to make myself look less hideous.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:27, archived)
# WASAMATTA YOU? HEY!! WATTAYOUTINKYOUDO? HEY!!
ISSA NOT SO BAD!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:31, archived)
# I don't know. Maybe I've just realised you look like a girl who's had carpet samples glued to her face.
YEAH, YOU FUCK WITH ME, YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET! BADLY REALISED SIMILES, THAT'S WHAT!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:32, archived)
# no I look like a lesbian that ate a sticky bun before indulging in some muff diving.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)
# You fucking wish.
I think if any of us looked like that we'd get more action than we currently do. And from lesbians too!

"Why yes, it is an incredibly realistic strap on."
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Damn I was at a party the other night where some of the dykes made me look feminine, I wish I'd thought of that line, instead of the one I did use.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:39, archived)
# it's a nice-a place -
 
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SHADDAPPAYOUFACE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:43, archived)
# I loved this when I was a kid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

number one in Australia in 1980
you do love your wogs really
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:37, archived)
# hehehheh
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaddup_You_Face#Australia

I'm pretty sure I've heard "Bite Your Bum" somewhere along the line, too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:39, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:25, archived)
# *passes tissue*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:36, archived)
# the tag in the bottom of that photo says Ray-Romano
 
I THINK SOME PEOPLE MAYBE LOVE RAYMOND A LITTLE TOO MUCH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:45, archived)
# it says GAY ROMANO!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived)
# ohh.. gay romance!
 
I'M SORRY, I DON'T GET MY NEW GLASSES TIL THURSDAY AT THE EARLIEST
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:48, archived)
# there's a lot I've got used to not seeing.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:53, archived)
# I finally sorted out some glasses a few weeks ago after not wearing any for 8 years
I kinda preferred not being a slave to the lens
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)
# best of all the homo porn
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)
# I'm gonna make me some money signing Ray Romano's signature on gay porno and selling it on e-bay
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)
# Shit dude, I think you're onto a winner
Can I be your Australian branch?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:59, archived)
# just make sure you put a love heart as the os in romano
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:02, archived)
# oh yeah when I saw him and got my DVDs signed he totally did that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:14, archived)
# I AM GOING TO KILL YOU, RAY ROMANO
www.zentastic.com/iamimport/2005/04/not-ieverybodyi-loves-raymond-1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:52, archived)
# hmmm
www.zentastic.com/iamimport/2005/04/another-funny-tattoo-1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:11, archived)
# that was some goddamn sexy matlock
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)
# :( I'm trustworthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:12, archived)
# I can no longer endure this biscuit.
Goodbye, cruel luggage.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:27, archived)
# I have ran out of flavoured crisps
all I have is gay flavourless salt and shake crisps with the "INGENIOUS PACKET OF SALT"

what a calamity.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:41, archived)
# FLAVOUR YOUR OWN BLOODY CRISPS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)
# what is this! communist france!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:09, archived)
# The flavour sachets from noodle packets are a good alternative
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:43, archived)
# but what do you flavour the noodles with?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:45, archived)
# TAMPONS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:52, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:55, archived)
# WHERE IS THE BEEF?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:03, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:08, archived)
# but my precious noodles!
I need the mixture of salt, msg, and tiny pieces of rotting chinese vegetables to make them tasty
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:08, archived)
# who is your daddy, and what does he do
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:25, archived)
# ANYTHING HE LIKES.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:41, archived)