the only useful animal i never ate
was my pet tarantula. she kept away people i didn't like because they were scared of her. she was also great for freaking out old ladies.
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top tip
deep fat fry (in crispy batter) when dead :)
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Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:58,
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so i've heard
one of the few things i've never tried
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