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# Doesn't beat:
'It's 106 km to Chicago; we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses' 'Hit it'.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
# "If you weren't a priest, I'd take those rosary bleeds and shove 'em up your nose."
"These bleeds?"
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Haha, also:
"How much for the women?" "Excuse me?" "The women. Your daughters - sell them to me!"
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
# give me 4 fried chickens
and a coke
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
# "This infra-red is the cat's ass!"
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I might have to actually watch this movie now. I don't know how I missed it, exactly.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Truly wonderful film. Possibly more fun than M*A*S*H and The Big Lebowski combined.
"I'd like to welcome you all to an event that's sometimes been called the automotive counterpart to the Bay of Pigs...."
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
# and some dry white toast
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)