Make me a bacon sandwich with toasts, tea and dipp eggsSTAT
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Victor Meldrew,
Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:05,
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When I can be arsedI am going to maked shredded bacon and scrambled heggles on muffins with reggae reggae tomato ketchup.
I'm going to have the first of my garden strawberries as well.
(I'm going to have the first of my garden strawberries as well.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:08,
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That sounds great apart from the scrambled eggsstuff of the devil that is. Now Poached or fried eggs, mmmmm
( Victor Meldrew,
Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:20,
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nought wrong with scrambledalthough too many people can't actually scramble eggs and that's why you get crappy texture and taste.
The cook at the local greasy spoon can't even cook eggs. scrambled are is a sea of liquid, poached or fried they're rock hard (if you ask for if he can make sure there's runny yolk then you get egg that's barely cooked.
To top it all off he insists that all the staff call him Chef!
(The cook at the local greasy spoon can't even cook eggs. scrambled are is a sea of liquid, poached or fried they're rock hard (if you ask for if he can make sure there's runny yolk then you get egg that's barely cooked.
To top it all off he insists that all the staff call him Chef!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:26,
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