Are you da appointed spokesperson for da laydeez, Smash?
Or is that merely an expression of personal preference, and not necessarily the collective opinion of da laydeez as a whole?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:47,
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i speak for all right-minded peoples*
*may contain traces of lie and nuts
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:53,
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Ah. Allergies.
OK.
Personally, I'd laugh like a drain at video footage of the undignified deaths of rock stars who some women inexplicably go for.
Because I'm a twisted, embittered bald hunchback with smoking, drinking and swearing habits to support.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:02,
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*swiftly marries Smash while she isn't looking*
Look, it'll make our mums happy, OK?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:08,
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