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# I do like a bit of posh totty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Zara Philips
is the best of them

Queen Rania of Jordan is probably the prettiest Royal in the world
www.queenrania.jo/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# EW
She looks like she's genetically linked to her steed.

Nah, fuck Zara. Horsy bitch. Eugenie's the one for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# cor yes
she's growed up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# The things I would do to that girl don't bear thinking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# oh yes they do
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# If I marry her, do I get to be a princess too?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# *orders tiara*
Of course you do.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# YES!
Ultimate win. Gorgeous young lady to worship, big crown. Poifect.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# *swirls cape*
My work here is done!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# My hero!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# *officer and a gentlemans*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Yaaaaaaay
You've got no hat on.

*rummages in JPG's pocket*


*places wallet and tissue gingerly on her head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# *thanks the lord that was a clean hankie*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Army of Captain in handkerchief helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Baron Peasemould von Gruntfuttock
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# *ahem*
Von Van - Dutch, y'see.
Von = German = Bad.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Sorry :(
I was going for the Baron from the cat returns.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# You get to wear a cream coloured tophat
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Well, I'm there, in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# It'd have to be Peashemould, then.
*ducks*

You know I love you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# o_0
*Paddington hard stares*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# *pokes* I'm only ribbing you, sweetheart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# *harumphs*
That's alright, then. 'spose....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# You know the Dutch are some of my favourite people.
If I could live anywhere it'd be Holland. Never have I met such funny, kind and friendly people.

Deadly serious, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# With the exception of Doetinchem, I'd agree with you.
It's not a nice town.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Never been.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Don't.
Seriously - don't.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
# what a Count ;)
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# Oi!
Watch it, you.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# heheheh
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# *fondles inappropriately*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
# My mate got sucked off by Sara Phillips in a club
at least he thinks it was Sara Phillips it was kinda dark and he had had a lot to drink but she had her tongue pierced so its was probably her right?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# no doubt
her or Dixon anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# you're not wrong
even the slightly minging ones can afford to make themselves look ok
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# It's one of our talents.
As long as you can afford YSL touche eclat you're fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)