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# Duracell bunnies wish they had your endurance
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# If I was a man all the ladies would love me.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I thought they already did?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Even more.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Good lord, there'd be no womenfolk for anyone else!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I don't care.
They're all my bitches anyway.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# oh, captainy captain
we love you already!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# But imagine, yeah,
imagine I had a WILLY.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# They're overrated
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I'd love to have one for a few days.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Bleh sneezing fit
Stupid bees, work faster and make me honey so I can get rid of my hayfever.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I've got some holistic tablets for hayfever
and they really work.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I take tablets every morning
They work for a few hours before I'm left to the mercy of pollen and dust.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# *imagines*
Err, would you all excuse me a moment..?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Ahh, all the better for a cold shower...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# *imagines*
*froths*
*twitches*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# See?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# no! i've gone blind!
i was warned this could happen, but i never believed it!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Also, you difficult bloody cow,
I want photos. COME THE FUCK ON. I must see.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
# i'm still waiting
i haven't got a camera, but 2 mates have photos. one is on holiday and takes his damn time about doing anything, the other has a broken computer.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Hmph.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# it's annoying me, too
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# :D I just want to see how well you're doing
and be all proud of my friend, that's all.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# you will, you will
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)